Saturday, March 03, 2007


Story 1:
Sons asks difference between confidence
and confidential.

Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, that's

Story 2:
Two men met while both where looking for
their lost wives.

1st: How urs look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black
eyes. Wat abt urs?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs

Story 3:
Women asked man who is traveling with
six children, " all these kids
are urs?? "

No, I work in a condom factory & these
are customer complaints.

Story 4:
Why did they stop printing Pamela
Anderson stamps in the U.S?

B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

Story 5:
Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has
missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Story 6:
Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress,
tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

Panic is when both are pregnant.

Story 7:
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever.

Story 8:
Man comes home, finds his wife with his
friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says "If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends".

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