Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Daddy! How did I come into this world?
"Daddy! How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully."
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time
made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."
I think the son must be the Virus. :P
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully."
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time
made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."
I think the son must be the Virus. :P
source from cari.com.my
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Explaination
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Who is clever? Teacher or student ?
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!
xD LOL
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!
xD LOL
Monday, January 12, 2009
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
My gf send me this:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such asNBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR Desperate
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
LOL
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such asNBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR Desperate
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
LOL
Friday, November 14, 2008
How to handle irritating seat mates in the airplane
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you,
follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes.
6. Tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Move your lips as if praying.
8. Then hit this link
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you,
follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy, who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes.
6. Tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Move your lips as if praying.
8. Then hit this link
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
OMG! (WARNING 18SX)
Found this joke from my colleague.
But is in chinese version.
安眠药跟无比膏（１８岁进）
有 一晚，有个男人失眠，就对他老婆说＂老婆我睡不着，不如我们做爱啦。做完爱我会好好睡的。他老婆就说＂刁你老母！你以为我的鸡拜是安眠药阿！＂第二晚，他 老婆失眠就对她老公说＂老公，我的鸡拜痒，睡不着。不如我们做爱啦。做完爱我会好好睡的。她老公连忙说＂刁你老爸爸，你以为我的ｌａｎｊｉａｏ是无比膏 阿＂
who those who understand chinese, damn funny right?!
then i tried the Google translator to convert this article to english.
it become like this :
Sleeping pills with unparalleled Plaster (18-year-old Jin)
One evening, men suffer from insomnia, his wife said, "I took my wife, as we make love啦. I would love to complete a good sleep. He said his wife," Diao your mother! I think that you worship the chicken is sleeping pills Afghanistan! "The second night, sleeping on his wife to her husband that" her husband, my chicken worship itch, took. As we love啦. I would love to complete a good sleep. She said her husband quickly, "Diao Nilao Daddy, you thought I was very cream of the lanjiao Azerbaijan"
hahaha see google translator did? see those highlighted word? Afghanistan also come out?! =.=|||One evening, men suffer from insomnia, his wife said, "I took my wife, as we make love啦. I would love to complete a good sleep. He said his wife," Diao your mother! I think that you worship the chicken is sleeping pills Afghanistan! "The second night, sleeping on his wife to her husband that" her husband, my chicken worship itch, took. As we love啦. I would love to complete a good sleep. She said her husband quickly, "Diao Nilao Daddy, you thought I was very cream of the lanjiao Azerbaijan"
Funny word but understand right? LOL
Nevermine, now i edited it,
Sleeping pills with Mopiko(18sx)
One night, men suffer from insomnia,
he told his wife:"lao po i cant sleep, we make love la. I will have a complete good sleep after sex."
his wife reply:" Diao ni lao bu ! You think my ji bai is sleeping pills ah! "
Then the next day,
His wife having a insomia and said: " lao gong, my ji bai itch,we make love la. I will have a complete good sleep after sex."
Her husband quickly reply: "Diao Ni lao pa, you thought my lao jiao is Mopiko ah?!"
Now, everyone can understand already? Wuahahahaha
Source from here
Extra Bonus Olympic Photo ( 18sx )
Extra Bonus Olympic Photo ( 18sx )
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
12星座都有
白羊座
媽媽經常叮囑羊羊：“穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千；不然，會被小男生看到里面的小內褲哦！”
有一天，羊羊高興地對媽媽說：“今天我和小明比賽蕩秋千，我贏了！”
媽媽生气地說：“不是告訴過你嗎？穿裙子時不要蕩秋千！”
羊羊驕傲地說：“可是我好聰明哦！我把里面的小內褲脫掉了，這樣他就看不到我的小內褲了！”
（勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊）
金牛座
賣瓜小販：“快來吃西瓜，不甜不要錢！”
飢渴的牛牛：“哇！太好了，老板，來個不甜的！”
（持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛）
雙子座
媽媽叫雙雙起床：“快點起來！公雞都叫好几遍了！”
雙雙說：“公雞叫和我有什么關系？我又不是母雞！”
（自我意識強烈、自行思維的雙子）
巨蟹座
公車上，蟹蟹說：“今晚我要和媽媽睡！”
媽媽問道：“你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡阿？”
蟹蟹不假思索：“嗯！”
媽媽又問：“那你媳婦怎么辦？”
蟹蟹想了半天，說：“好辦，讓她跟爸爸睡！”
媽媽：“！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（—”
再看爸爸，已經熱淚盈眶啦！
（戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹）
獅子座
獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候，獅獅問：“我們為什么要吃這种像屁股的壽包？”
眾人听了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包，看看里面的豆沙，說：“奶奶，快看！里面還有大便！”
眾人暈的暈，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子）
處女座
處處對肚臍很好奇，就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎儿与母體的道理簡單地講了一下，說：“嬰儿离開母體之后，醫生把臍帶減斷，并打了一個結，後來就成了肚。”
處處：“那醫生為什么不打個蝴蝶結？”
（好奇心強又追求完美的處女）
天秤座
父親對天天說：“今天不要上學了，昨晚．．．你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。你給老師說一下就行了。”
天天卻回答：“爸爸，我只說生了一個；另一個，我想留著下星期不想上時再說！”
（聰明、權衡利弊的天平）
天蠍座
蠍蠍剛睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來赶蚊子，卻怎么也赶不出去。沒法，便指著蚊子說：“好吧，你不出去我出去！”邊說邊出了房間，把門使勁關嚴得意地：“哼！我今晚不進屋，非把你餓死不可！”
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）
射手座
射射：“爸爸，為什么你有那么多白頭發？”
爸爸：“因為你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白頭發阿。”
射射：（疑惑中）
射射：“那為什么爺爺全部都是白頭發？”
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（
（喜歡思考的射手）
摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟媽媽上街；走在路上，突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手，說：“下雨了，快往前跑阿！”
羯羯慢條斯理地問：“那前面就不下雨嘍！？”
（明白現實懶得改變的摩羯）
水瓶座
瓶瓶問媽媽：“問什么稱蔣先生為『先人』？”
媽媽說：“因為‘先人’是對死去的人的稱呼。”
瓶瓶說：“那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』？”
（天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶）
雙魚座
爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
听完後，魚魚兩眼含淚，十分同情地問：“哦，爸爸，你是因為沒飯吃才來我們家的嗎？”
（富含丰富同情心、不分情況對象的雙魚）
Friday, May 30, 2008
Cineleisure Damansara Carpark
Cineleisure Damansara Carpark
while me and housemate went for The curve the street, marshall have our dinner gathering. we found this car with ...
Wuahahahahahaha
while me and housemate went for The curve the street, marshall have our dinner gathering. we found this car with ...
Wuahahahahahaha
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Pasal "Kentut"
Pasal "Kentut"
1. Tidak jujur - orang yang kalau
kentut
lalu menyalahkan orang lain.
2. Bengong - orang yang menahan
kentutnya sampai berjam-jam.
3. Berwawasan 2020 - orang yang tahu
masa yang terbaik untuk kentut.
4. Sengsara - orang yang ingin kentut
tapi tidak boleh kentut.
5. Misterius - orang yang kalau kentut,
orang lain tahu.
6. Gugup - orang yang tiba-tiba
terkentut bila disergah.
7. Percaya diri sendiri - orang yang
melepaskan kentutnya dengan bunyi yang
amat lantang.
8. Sadis - orang yang kentut dalam
selimut dan terus dikibaskan baunya.
9. Pemalu - orang yang kentut tidak
berbunyi tetapi gusar orang lain terbau
kentutnya.
10. Startegik - orang yang
menyembunyikan bunyi kentutnya dengan
ketawa terbahak-bahak agar orang lain
tidak dapat mendengar bunyi kentutnya.
11. Bodoh - orang yang kalau abis
kentutnya menghirup untuk mencium angin
kentutnya.
12. Pelik - orang yang boleh
mengeluarkan kentut apabila disuruh.
13. Sombong - orang yang sering mencium
kentutnya sendiri dan bercerita akan
keharuman kentutnya.
14. Ramah - orang yang tidak kisah
mencium kentut orang lain.
15. Tidak suka bergaul - orang yang
suka
kentut bila berkumpul dengan teman².
16. Akuatik - orang yang gemar kentut
didalam air.
17. Atletik - orang kentut sambil
mengeluarkan tenaga dalaman.
18. Jujur - orang yang mengaku kalau
abis kentut.
19. Pintar - orang yang menghuraikan
kandungan bau kentut orang lain.
20. Kelakar - orang yang bila ketawa
sambil terkentut.
21. Romantik - orang yang kentut
bunyinya mendayu dan berirama merdu
ketika sedang berdating.
22. Tidak sihat - orang yang bila batuk
dia akan terkentut.
23. Panas baran - orang yang mudah
marah
bila terbau kentut walaupun kentutnya
sendiri.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Friday, February 01, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Bill Got Married!!
*Bill Got Married!!
Bill Gates recently got married. After the wedding, Bill and his new wife got back to their honeymoon suite and later, of course, they crashed into bed. Apparently things didn't work out pretty well for Bill that night, and the next morning his new wife got up, pointed at the embarrassed Bill Gates and rather annoyed -
she said: "Now I know why your company is called what it's called!"
*joke copied from friend's blog hope she don't mind ya~
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Karangan budak darjah 4
Karangan budak darjah 4
Pagi itu pagi minggu.
Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga
mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi
sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan
dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api
kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu
emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke
pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.
Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju
untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan
sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu
letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.
Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya
ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia
melanggar emak saya. Emak saya
tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia
menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya
naik semula dan mengejar lori
tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula.
Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia
pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama
dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju
iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda
kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi
jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang
semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.
Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka
bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa
sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands
dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia
melanggar pemandu feri yang telah
bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu
terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri
itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf
dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan
tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya
masih marah. Dia menyendengkan
helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
pemandu lori itu dengan kipas
helikopter. Pemandu lori itu
menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi
Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke
Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke
tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di
dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori
itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak
saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu
lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian
kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat
lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota
polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
lalu mati.
Orang ramai mengerumuni
tempat kejadian kerana ingin
mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan
orang ramai lalu dia menjerit
menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya
ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya
menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut
dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana
terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah
kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
sebelum saya mati.
Pagi itu pagi minggu.
Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga
mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi
sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan
dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api
kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu
emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke
pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.
Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju
untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan
sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu
letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.
Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya
ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia
melanggar emak saya. Emak saya
tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia
menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya
naik semula dan mengejar lori
tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula.
Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia
pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama
dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju
iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda
kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi
jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang
semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.
Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka
bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa
sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands
dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia
melanggar pemandu feri yang telah
bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu
terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri
itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf
dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan
tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya
masih marah. Dia menyendengkan
helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
pemandu lori itu dengan kipas
helikopter. Pemandu lori itu
menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi
Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke
Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke
tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di
dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori
itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak
saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu
lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian
kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat
lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota
polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
lalu mati.
Orang ramai mengerumuni
tempat kejadian kerana ingin
mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan
orang ramai lalu dia menjerit
menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya
ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya
menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut
dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana
terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah
kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
sebelum saya mati.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
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