Sunday, April 26, 2009

my OMFG Kawaii friends.

ops.. Sorry guys if you think you gonna view some cutie, pretty , adorable, kawaii mui mui / girls photos here. because i going to posted 2 of my buddy who like to being Kawaii all the time.

Candidate No.1 :
Mickey Phoon

Candidate No.2 :
Albert Ling

Who more cutie and kawaii?

Feel free to vote at comment there ya.
*For those who voted , you get the chance to win a dinner date & catch a movie with the one u voted.

*Terms & Condition Apply.

P/S: I'm not gay. Just share with you my cute friends. =)

Friday, April 24, 2009

Daddy! How did I come into this world?

"Daddy! How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully."

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time
made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."

I think the son must be the Virus. :P

source from

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Gaji tol collector lagi mewah dari kerja engineer. Betul ke? bacalah kisah di bawah ini.

Lain kali minta resit!!!

Toll Gate Operator

I had to go to some place in Desa Pandan yesterday afternoon. Of course the road that I used was KESAS

Highway. The story I'm about to tell started upon reaching the Toll Gate near Awan Besar

. It happened after I handed to the Toll Operator my payment for using that expensive highway - RM 2.20.

Me : "Resit, pliz..."
Toll Operator : "Err, bang, resit takde la..."
Me : "Mcm mana boleh takde pulak...?"
Toll Operator : "Erm, saya TERTEKAN kelas 4.... harga dia lain..."
Me : "Kelas 4???".... (sambil tercari-cari where I could find any clue about Kelas 4...)

Ah, there it is, just right in front of me...

All of the sudden,

Toll Operator : "Bang, nah amik la... saya bagi 'change'" (handing me RM1.10)
Me : (automatically accept the notes with blank expression, shut my window close and bye-bye)

At first, I said to myself, "Hey, at least I pay half, itu sudah Untung..."

Until I realize the actual plot done by the Toll Operator... Damn it, I forgot his name from the name tag!!!

Like what old folk said - Selagi tak kena batang hidung sendiri, selagi itu kita tak sedar.
Now I know that there is some basis of a few allegation towards the Toll Operator. Even one of my friend refuse to work as Toll Operator due to this sinister plot.

Apparently, most of them vowed not to disclose this wrongdoing to other people and unanimously doing it without any guilt.

So how much do the Toll Operator actually earn from this broad day light robbery in their own employer's premises. Let say that every time the Class 1, 2 and 3 pass through the gate and the Operator press the Class 4 for Taxis...

One Car - Class 1 - Loss - $1.10
One Lorry - Class 2 - Loss -$ 2.20
One Lorry - Class 3 - Loss - $3.30

If the Operator manage to get 100 vehicle for every class in a period of 8 working hours a day.

Class 1 $1.10 x 100 = $110
Class 2 $2.20 x 100 = $220
Class 3 $3.30 x 100 = $330
Total = $660.00 per day!

Assuming he/she work for 5 days a week or 22 days a month.
Total = RM 14,520.00 per month!!!
Not including his/her own monthly salary....
Wow!! that's more than 3 times fold of normal engineer's salary.

And that's only for one operator... how about other operators that did the same thing?!

Remember Ask for the receipt next time!!!

Source from

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Source from Eva 伊娃 blog.

Thursday, April 09, 2009


Recently i listen to this,
Slipknot - photos from Google image

I do not how to describe why i like to listen on it.

You try and listen the youtube bellow. Maybe you will like it as well? ( don't scare by their mask face )

Okay. Maybe some of you said that is noisy.
but i think there are still some others who like it also right?

here some extra photos of Slipknot:
photos from Google image
photos from Google image
photos from Google image

listen to it. Maybe u will like it. =)

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

清明 2009

Last time we went for qing ming, we need to climb the hill , find your ancestor "house" from the thousand of "house" and you need weed, sweep and clean it.

But now it seem like the century have come to the revolution of qing ming?

We not need to do those because it already clean and clear whenever you come.
Maybe is because nowadays , whenever your loved one pass away they will rather RIP at Nilai Memorial park or Nirvana there. Is it truth?

I'm not sure about that, but one thing i can tell is the environment of Nilai Memorial Park there is really quiet and peace. you can see all the trees and grass there. All green.

I think i would like to RIP there also next time... ( gosh, think too far away already.. choi choi choi ) =.=

Anyway, here is my grandfather big "house". His "house" is 3 times bigger than others at that "area" or "taman". Don't play play. LOL

Ohya, another qing ming revolution point:

Nowday we play firecracker while qing ming but not Chinese New Year. Why?

Because police wont ask you to pay for their "kopi" or "tea" fee at early morning of qing ming. ^^

Let me share some Qing Ming funny article here , ( Sorry, Chinese version only)

清明节,老师出题 "如果你死后,墓志铭打算写点啥?"以下是一些回复:



Monday, April 06, 2009

Macheda you are a hero.

Finally i back online at home.
and i gonna blog back as like the day before.
blog as much as i can!

and now i gonna blog about...

Macheda from Man Utd you are a hero of Man Utd!
Federico Macheda and Cristiano Ronaldo
"Manchester United debutant Federico Macheda made himself an instant hero at Old Trafford with a last-minute winner in a thrilling 3-2 victory against Aston Villa. Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice as the Red Devils moved back above Liverpool at the top of the Premier League."

As you can see and watch the match, not just only the Liverpool can have a late winning show. We,Man Utd also can have an awesome late winning with awesome player and awesome goal.

Photo from soccernet.